Some crack addict was hired to get people to register to vote. He was going to receive a fee for each registration card that was filled out, and he was paid in crack. Big freakin' surprise that he just made names and addresses up, and he even filled out a card for Mary Poppins.
So who was this guy working for? Who has a supply of crack and the will to pass it out for services rendered?
Seems that he was hired by some woman named Georgianne Pitts, and she was working for the Ohio chapter of the NAACP.
The whole scheme started to unravel when the Defiance County Board of Elections started to receive the forms with the bogus names. They propably already had a Mary Poppins in their database.
I suppose that the lessons to be learned from this incident is that one should never hire crack dealers to help with Liberal political activism, the crack dealers should never hire their regular customers, and everyone should look over the registration cards before turning them in.
This is a classic example of why illegal drugs are called "dope".